Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The risks of too much porn.

I don’t sit on the computer at all hours of the day looking at vaginas. I think it’s really not healthy to do so. I tend to think the more you see the more you want to see and I wouldn’t want to get desensitized anymore than I already am. Back in Junior high I didn’t even have to see a naked tit....a bowl of fruit was sometimes all it took to get me excited. The refrigerator was like a strip club to me back then. It got to the point every time I opened the fridge I heard "Lets Get it on" by Marvin Gaye playing in my head. Any food shaped the right way could set me off. I remember many a lonely night as a teenager raiding the fridge looking for a sexy looking tomato or a nice sized pair of grapefruits. Then after awhile I actually had to see some real skin. The bra section of any clothing catalogue was enough at first but then I discovered playboy and everything changed. Suddenly those large tomatoes in the fridge weren't enough. Then in my early twenties and fully into my sexual prime porn needed to be a little more hardcore. Even a breast wasn’t enough at this point; I needed to see a vagina on a big screen television. If it didn’t rival the grand canyon in magnificence who needs it. So then I start thinking its taking more and more to get me interested now. Regular porn is boring I don’t need to see people having sex. I can do that myself. SO where does it go from here. Next I'll be one of these dirty old freaks where normal porn just isn’t enough anymore, now they need to see a woman taking on twelve cocks at a clip and if one of those cocks isn’t peeing on her then it’s not quite enough? Is that where we men are headed?..... watching pee and poo videos. ....Yeah no thanks here’s where I jump off the pornography train. But now Im really worried, what about these guys that keep going….."no thanks I’ll take the next stop". These guys keep going and move from pee videos to animal porn and on and on and on. I suppose by the time they're 60 they're going to need a woman to take out her dentures and chew on her own vagina before they get hard. Ok admittedly that last line was a little off color but you get my point. Id like to stay where I am thanks. Where a nude woman is still enough to excite me, no urine required (isn’t that a Phil Collins album?). Actually Id like to go back to where the fruit got me hard. Unfortunately I think that ship has sailed. So now I’ll just have to think back on those assorted fruits and vegetables like the one who got away. Nice to reminisce but unfortunately u just can’t turn back the hands of time.

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